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How to Give Zero F*cks family holiday card The outfit is immaculateLife is much too short to give any real amount of f*cks. Who is this book for? People who give too many f*cks to things they shouldnt give a f*ck about. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely. This book contains the word f*ck over 44 thousand times, which is a world record* *Probably, I dont give a f*ck if thats true or not and I couldnt be f*cked to count them.