Ceramic Flower - Flower Teal 3 CHOCOLATE which I've named "Bernadette" (because

which I've named "Bernadette" (because all good wall decorations deserve proper names)

mentally rearranging furniture to make space for my new ceramic companion

but ended up being a great porcelain pot

So we tried to pick an animal that had many colors

'I'm not afraid to sleep under something that looks like it might attack me in my dreams

Ceramic Flower - Flower Teal 3 CHOCOLATE which I've named "Bernadette" (becauseI never thought I'd find myself in a heated debate about what to hang above a bed, yet there I was, locked in a passionate discourse with my sister about the merits of a ceramic wall flower. This wasn't just any floral facsimile, mind you. It was a teal marvel with petals so spiked, it looked like it could defend itself in a bar fight. "It's not art," she insisted. "It's what happens when a seahorse mates with a cactus." But I saw beyond its prickly