I'd recommend taking a very aggressive mulligan strategy, similar to what you'd do in a cEDH game
If they have any sacrifice outlet or discard outlet, let the sabotage commence, otherwise you can initiate self-destruction with an instant-speed edict like Tergrid's Shadow and sacrifice the two best creatures instead of their worst
(That works, right?) Okay, it's not as good as Stoneforge Mystic, but it's currently $28 less and comparable if you want a tutor on a stick
Unfortunately, utility is what makes creatures good in budget decks, not aggressivenessthats how guys like Mogg Fanatic and Llanowar Elves beat him out on the list
(And playing on words is a favorite for flavor text and card name writers.) Avoiding single words that have common, everyday uses is a rule that is rarely broken these days, and it's one that editors for the Magic site appreciate