Ahoy Mateys' other commander, Don Andres, Renegade, focuses too much on theft to be effective as your commander
While we can win the game just by attacking with a ton of hasty balloon tokens, we can also win without attacking at all thanks to Kambal, Profiteering Mayor, Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim, and Funeral Room // Awakening Hall, which can drain our opponent out of the game directly as our tokens enter or as our Balloon tokens sacrifice them on our end step
Triage a shoebox of cards into submit / hold / skip while you sit on the couch
Do you have an Arcum DagssonArcum Dagsson deck that wants to add black and green
They can temporarily keep benched Pokemon safe from attacks, which is useful if you're in the midst of building your Blastoise ex