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Send him your bad game takes over on Twitter where he wont stop talking about Lord of the Rings.

If all that sounds too niche, remember you can play Metamorphic Alteration on opposing creatures to make them worse, copying a 1/1 token or whatever else is lying around

Plus, you have the upside of creating 1/1 colorless Sliver tokens, which may not seem much, but these tokens receive all the benefits of other Sliver cards you have in play

Summon: Leviathan: Leviathan is pretty bomby, especially if you make it semi-one sided with Sahagin or Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus

The heavy emphasis on tokens and enchantments is fun too